Heat the Oil: In a large pot, heat the olive oil over medium heat.
Sauté the Aromatics: Add the finely chopped onion and minced garlic. Sauté until the onion is translucent and fragrant, about 5 minutes.
Add the Vegetables: Toss in the diced potatoes, sliced carrots, and chopped celery. Sauté for another 5 minutes to let the vegetables start to soften.
Pour in Broth and Water: Add the chicken or vegetable broth and water. Bring to a boil.
Incorporate Canned Ingredients: Stir in the diced tomatoes and kidney beans.
Season the Soup: Add smoked paprika, dried thyme, salt, and pepper. Let it simmer on low heat for 20 minutes.
Add Corn and Peas: Stir in the corn and peas. Let it continue to simmer for another 10 minutes.
Kale and Vinegar: If using, add the chopped kale and cook for an additional 5 minutes. Finish off with a splash of apple cider vinegar to add a touch of tang.
Serve: Ladle the soup into bowls and enjoy the hearty, spooky goodness!